Me: hello is anyone there
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
If you lose effort, I lose interest.
Long-distance relationships are stupid.
I mean, I understand if someone in the relationship has to move across the country, and you guys are willing enough to continue the relationship. But I’m just like wtf when people are in relationships with someone they’ve met over the internet. “Ohhh we trust each other sooooooo much that we can be in a relationship with 2938 miles between us :)”. It’s not a matter...
Anonymous asked: mm that banana. i like itt. you're cute as your lick mmmmm
Anonymous asked: hi cutieee.
To that anon:
I didn’t think anyone was going to do that “honest opinion of an anon” thing, but I’m really glad you did. Your messages made me realize some of my biggest faults, and hopefully I’ll be able to fix them before something similar happens again. I wish I knew who you were, but I guess that doesn’t really matter. Thank you though.
Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
niggapus: why did the chicken cross the road??? because fuck it, chickens are young.