krusty-krab-trainee:

him:

Baljeet:

You be the one to decide.

omg hahaha neal xD

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

You know, the part of the relationship where you get to know the person first. You’d do anything just to impress the person, trying to get them to like you.  The part of the relationship where all you want to do is talk to the person and your head is just focused on making them become yours. Everything’s just cuter, especially those never-ending text messages and those late night phone calls.

xjasmineee:

Omfg.